Tuesday, June 30

Sam Ward tells one that a mother and a kid came to his office one day for some legal advice. Sam thought he would give the kid a few nickels as he didn’t look like he had ever had too much candy. Sam didn’t have anything but a dollar bill. Sam said, “Sonny, run down the street and get me change for this.” After the kid had gone its mother said, “Judge, you shouldn’t have done it, you know that kid ain’t very bright. In a few minutes the kid came back and deposited $1.25 in Sam’s hand. Sam looked at the mother and said there is nothing wrong with that boy. Just let him stay as foolish as he likes, that kid will make it. 1963

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